Description
Are you skeptical of so-called “traditional” institutions? Are you edgy or sarcastic? Newly divorced? Single by choice? Financially Independent? Really prefer living solo? There are thousands and thousands of reasons every day why perfectly rational modern humans are opting out of barbaric social practices like marriage. Let’s face it, nobody voluntarily wants to be physically or financially trapped with another human until their own death, right? Love is love, and the mainstreaming of religiously imposed relationship labels have become quite problematic
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite and comes slightly distressed (but in a good way). These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars and the shoulders are tapered for a fit that softens into you every time you wear it. The fabric is breathable and easy to layer, perfect for active and leisure wear. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing whether it’s a casual or dressy occasion. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
The double side seams help this shirt maintain its flattering shape over multiple launderings, making it a natural choice for your new favorite Tshirt.
Are you shopping for childfree by choice, feminist shirt, anti-marriage shirt, single by choice, single for life, cat lady for life, shirts for teachers, church shirts, snarky holiday shirts to piss of grandpa?
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, inches | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, inches | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, inches | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
